"I laughed and said, Life is easy. What I meant was, Life is easy with you here, and when you leave, it will be hard again."
"For my 17th birthday he gave me a used battery tester. You know, to test batteries before I put them in my walkman. Like you give someone you’re in love with."
Bossypants - Tina Fey
"Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism."
"Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us."
Pride and Prejudice